wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(Source: okaytrue)

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annakedal:

blue-eyed-hanji:

monobeartheater:

misses-sauce:

This is what anime sounds like to our parents

ITS THE THING

HEL P I CANT BRETAHE

OMFG I CANT-I CANT-SHIT

(Source: neydimneoldum)

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znj-1:

weloveshortvideos:

IM DEAD

Vine by Tory Waligroski

Done, lol.

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vinegod:

BJS can wait until after school hours #suckit by Francesca Fabiani

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spank-that-cass:

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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ohmygod

ups delivery guyx has tumblr

what

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a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

zooophagous:

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom

Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.

(Source: jordansparrish)

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orange-plum:

bravenheart:

princess3hunna:

immigra:

Why are the ‘world wars’ called the ‘world’ wars when it was only a bunch a white countries beefing over who gets to control and fuck up the world the most? Why does everything white suddenly become the world?

ah yes 

the world wars were white

remember the white countries japan, china, egypt, libya, morocco, iraq, brazil, the phillipines, thailand, vietnam, burma and ethiopia in the world wars

so white

study study study

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tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

(Source: best-of-memes)

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If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

(Source: blue-collar-girl)

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