deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

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seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

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yourackdisciprine:

thevolutionofnerdy:

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

I’m going to reblog this until it stops being hilarious and perfect. So…forever…

A women!

yourackdisciprine:

thevolutionofnerdy:

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

I’m going to reblog this until it stops being hilarious and perfect. So…forever…

A women!

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Who the hell are you? Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

(Source: karens-gillans)

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wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(Source: okaytrue)

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